Allright, it's finally here! The new 3D Virtual Reality Game that all my buddies have been annoying me for months about playing is here, and they havn't a clue i've got myself it. I better get to it since i'll have some way to go before I can catch up with them though, I heard it's some sort of MMORPG type affair since everyone connects to the same server.



Allright chara- Whoa! What the hell is that mess? Shit, is my visor faulty? Ah to hell with it if i'm lucky it'll go away once I get ingame, stupid games glitchy allready. Hope it isn't my visor-headset. First up is Gender...

I wonder what Gender I should make myself in this world? >_

Male.

Right, I'll make myself MALE.
Oh, and it looks like that shit has consumed the Female, Om nom nom.
That actually pretty dirty sounding in a way.

Right, Alignment - Seems I need to pick Good or Evil and then Law or Chaos.
Hrm, then we get to an option that the scrambled bit of the visor has messed up,
We can worry about that when we get to it I guess...

Good chaos

Polygon is evolving, Into a flying fuck! what the hell? it's got triangles in there now.
Guess we're making it through the, wait it didn't even ask me about what to do for the option we can't see...
Bah, less hassle that way anyway right guys?

It seems that Classes are divided into catagories based on their main attribute;
What should I go for? >_

Speed

admin edit: I saw what this originally said. ;)

Apparently my Class is now STRENGTH and eh... does that say FEATS !?
Ugh, god and the subclasses are equally criptic in nature? When the hell do I get to pick what I am? I don't want to end up some boring class i'm not intrested in because it auto-assigned me to some shit.
Ah what the hell, my pals are bastards for making me buy this crap; Subclass - GO! >_

Speed

Fuck, fuck.
There goes his face! Ah shit what the hell happened to the menus?

Looks like theres some random names of feats thrown around all over the place, I think somehow i'm meant to pick 3!
Quick, grab any three, I don't care anymore just lets get through this before I can't see anything anymore!
Quick! What sounds useful? >_

Dodge
Power
Unarmed

Seems you got two augments?
Something about x3 strength, Twice Turns and -1d6 Vit?

Eh, looks like we're onto the last legs of the character generation;
We need a Hair Style and Colour of Hair.
We need a skin colour.
Two shades for clothing colours.
Also we need an accessory of some kind, seems this is a pretty open thing, there must be plenty of accessories available.

Then it's into the final fucked up option.

Shall we? >_

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- neon green mohawk, pale skin, black and red for clothing, sunglasses

ORANGE

Joe

Kane