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    Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Not Jeff on Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:38 am

    If you have an awsome moment, post it here.

    My niece just walked in and asked me to sqaush a small orange in a bowl for her, so I make a fist and sqaush it somewhat. She picks it out of the bowl and with a look of glee in her eyes crushes the remnants in her tiny fist.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:18 pm

    Finally got something to contribute to the topic.

    Had a decidedly average day but suddenly I find myself going to the same gig (Frank Turner) as one of my old work mates (Butler) and then ended up bantering with Bubba and Butler while listening to Rolf Harris.

    Incredible.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:05 am

    Wake up, Drink whole carton of orange juice, go back to bed.
    Wake up later, Burp.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:12 am

    Had a moment last night that just made me ludicrously happy for some reason.

    I borrowed a mate's iPod and put some of my music on it so she could pick and choose what she wanted. She liked one band so much that she's gone and ordered one of their albums to hear the whole thing.

    That band?

    Alter Bridge

    My favourite band :) Finally converted someone.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:41 am

    Was woken up by being forced a letter this morning,
    after carefully opening the side of the envelope incase it was an assassination attempt and realising it wasn't an empty envolope I successfully recieved a birthday invitation from one of the girls I sexually harass when drunk.
    It may still lead into an assassination attempt.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  KingK on Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:31 am

    Its a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Hails on Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:30 am

    *giggles* You got an invitation too? I'm going!
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:04 pm

    Hails wrote:*giggles* You got an invitation too? I'm going!

    Of course;
    Still deciding what todays most awesome moment was...
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:03 am

    Nothing awesome's happened for a while but I'll go for the other end of the scale...

    This weekend saw the last Jon Richardson Show on (the soon to be dead no doubt) BBC 6Music. I've followed it since 2007 and still to this day listen back to clips and end up in tears laughing. Hope to hear and see more of Jon in future as he's probably one of my favourite comedians on the circuit at the moment as well as the solid gold legend that is Mr Matt Forde.

    Need to find a new podcast to listen to now, aside from The Goldengate Podcast which will restart recording this week with any luck :P
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:01 pm

    Got back into betting due to my current financial condition. I have to say it's going rather well. Won on my past 2-3 games. Accidentally put one on St Johnstone to beat Aberdeen on the weekend but other than that I'm doing rather well Very Happy I'm pretty sure I'm gonna make it to the end of the month :)
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:18 am

    The sun on Monday put me in a really good mood. Spent most of the day outside playing rugby, eating ice lollies then watching the sun go down on Selkirk Hill. Good times :)
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:19 am

    To avoid spoilers; BEATRICE GET!
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Thu May 06, 2010 10:52 am

    Metal Bars are no match for the power of my bare hands!
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Mon May 17, 2010 3:04 pm

    Dio says:
    Ever wanted to go save a princess?
    Syaoran says:
    yep
    lets go shave a princess!


    That made my day.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  KingK on Tue May 18, 2010 9:31 am

    I lol'd.


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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:30 am

    Wut? Am drink?
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  KingK on Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:06 am

    Who was phone?


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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Not Jeff on Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:01 am

    My niece told me she was going to kill me today.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:02 am

    Not Jeff wrote:My niece told me she was going to kill me today.

    Sweet, is this incurred wrath perhaps?
    I havn't noticed you to be the type to passivly provoke murder.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:27 am

    While chocolate seashells are quite delicious for cheap shocolates,
    they really should have throught more before including Chocolate Starfishes.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  KingK on Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:08 am

    Why?


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    Post  Dio on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:43 pm

    KingK wrote:Why?

    See Here.
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Dio on Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:40 pm

    Wow, just had a driving theory test preperation software go beyond the line of duty at sucking ass.
    Seriously, this thing managed to crash my pc to the point I could not access the task manager to shut it down because it clogged up the proccessor so much that vista could not load the thing in time before the security permit to access it expired.
    I mean this was worse than a blue screen of death we're talking here, and let me spell it out to ya;
    That sort of behaviour is actually what some viruses are coded to do, this peice of shit managed to do what a virus is coded to do by being left on in the background while I took a break to surf the web.
    It's fair to say the awesome moment of the day was uninstalling that peice of shit, i'll go cleanse the spot it was with fire (Manual file delection) in a minute to 'make sure' aswell.
    This program sucks so bad I am forced to classify it as a virus. :/
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  mcmicken on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:00 pm

    Speaking of viruses and the like...got a cracking story from my boss today.

    He was talking to my mate Bubba about how he thought he had a virus on his computer so Bubba said to do a virus scan, which he already had and it had quarantined them. The boss then asked how to locate them manually, to which Bubba explained that this can't be done because they hide them in files and whatever. The boss was confused at this so asked if he brought his laptop in the next day if Bubba could find the virus and get rid of it, Bubba reitterates his point about the virus scanner doing that job and quarantining it. The boss then asks the best question ever...

    "So if I just create a folder and call it "quarantined" then put the files in it then my computer'll be fixed, yeah?"

    I don't know much about computers but I even had to put my head in my hands at this. Provided plenty laughs though Very Happy
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    Re: Awsome moment of the day

    Post  Not Jeff on Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:53 pm

    While doing a job search I found a site that had a category for "Crazy Jobs" I got exicted but then they were all quite mundane. My mate got a job at deep sea world where he does the tours but also has to do face painting sometimes, he has been given no training for it and sucks, told me how he a girl asked for a seahorse psinted on her but it ended up looking like a foetus, made me laugh hard.

    I cannae mind why my niece decided to threaten my life but she's started saying it to other people aswell now, which is fun.

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