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    Post  mcmicken on Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:44 am

    Yeah, went out shopping and annoying HMV today with Dio which was a good laugh.

    Turns out I lost my debit card somewhere along the line. Not happy...feel rather silly. Cancelled it as soon as I realised I didn't have it on me though so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Still a bit annoying though. I reckon I must've left it in the chip and pin device in GAME, as that's the last time I was aware of having it.

    So this begs the question, what's the stupidest thing you've done by accident? Lost anything valuable, broken something expensive, anything like that.
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    Post  Dio on Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:04 pm

    Ah snap, that was a bit of a mistake mate.
    Hope the bank gets another one to you soon enough.

    Hrm, by accident?
    Well I once tried out canoeing at a local canoe club over in selkirk, quite a while ago when I was still at high school. I knew two of the people there from high school. One of them was a dislexic friend of mine I decided not to invite to the forum simply because he can't spell, the other was one of the more annoying girls from my class.
    Well I was carrying around one of those double-sided paddels on my shoulder while hanging out by the pool chatting with a junior who'ld been laughing at my repeated drownings when I randomly shifted my paddel on my shoulder and turned a bit - Making a nice thump feeling from the other end of the paddel. I looked around and much to my amusement the girl from high school was wincing in pain and grabbing her face.
    I laughed at her and refused to appologise for hitting her in the face, soon after I quit the club deciding that drowning was a sucky way to die, better to leave on a high eh?
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    Post  mcmicken on Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:38 pm

    Hehehe...I wondered why he wasn't on here...

    But paddle attack? Go slapstick comedy! Very Happy

    I'm pretty clumsy, I lose stuff quite a lot.

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    Post  Guest on Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:44 pm

    I once put a metal fork in a toaster to try and get some bread out while it was still on... I could've been electrocuted so easily... I doubt that's the stupidest thing I've done though... Will post when I think of something more calamitous. And yes, that is a word.
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    Post  Katsumi_Nara on Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:32 am

    hmmmm tough question

    close call between asking out my friends younger sister, for some reason not noticing what a complete and total chav she was.

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    Convincing myself I could jump over a particularly high railing unharmed; I wound up faceplanting the concrete.


    actually come to think of it, I think the stupidest thing I've ever done is burn my lips off with acid.... not explaining that one.... all I will say is that after the excruciating pain it kinda tickles
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    Post  Dio on Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:05 am

    Good news, your a little masochistic perhaps?
    Bad news, That means pain.
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    Post  Katsumi_Nara on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:12 am

    -_-'

    I am not a masochist....drop your damn obsession Dio


    My reason was stupid. I said it tickled AFTER the pain, not that I enjoyed the pain.
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    Post  mcmicken on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:56 am

    Pain can be funny, hence the popularity of shows like Jackass and Dirty Sanchez. Watching other people in pain is funny. Especially stupid pain.

    I've taken my fair share of pain for other people's entertainment. Just watching peoples' reactions can be awesome in itself.

    I don't encourage it to anyone but I'm just stating that humans are nasty buggers and like to see each other in pain a lot.
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    Post  Dio on Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:25 pm

    Nah, your no masochist.
    I'ld have raped you by now if you were.

    Meh, as the resident sadist I frown on slapstick on the most part, ironically despite being recognised as a "12 year old's show" by most of the population things like jackass are the top tier of the stuff simply because you get to watch their faces when they suffer.

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    Post  Guest on Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:42 am

    Actually, if you break your bones, they grow back stronger.
    So in a way, it's quite good for your health.
    Go hurt yourself!
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    Post  mcmicken on Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:35 am

    Wow, nice little piece of info there...

    *jumps out of window*
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    Post  Dio on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:31 pm

    Suddenly, I've become a far more noble person.
    Thanks for that venion!

    Now to go snap some kids' arms.
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    Post  KingK on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:57 pm

    I dont do stupid things.
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    Post  mcmicken on Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:13 pm

    Well that's nice for you. I do plenty of them and I'm proud of it. Learn from every day.
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    Post  mcmicken on Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:28 am

    UPDATE:

    When I phoned and cancelled my card they send they'd send a new one within 7 working days. That was Tuesday. I came home and it had arrived on Thursday. Say what you want about HBoS, but they send stuff quickly. Go them! No more poverty for Scott!
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    Post  Dio on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:37 pm

    Whey! Thats good news.
    Poverty sucks! XD
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    Post  mcmicken on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:47 pm

    Oh for sure. I was scared for a bit but now I can resume my normal lifestyle. Which is lucky because I'm out tomorrow night XD
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    Post  Gazray4699 on Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:49 am

    The most stupid/ridiculous thing I've done? Running full pelt into a metal railing.

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    Post  Not Jeff on Thu May 14, 2009 2:57 pm

    I streaked in one of those housing estates that are infamous for people getting beat up andshit, lived there for a year or so and during that time I know of at least one fatal stabbing.

    Actually did pass a group of neds but they were luckily just too stunned to do anything, joy

    I think most of my friends see me as someone willing to risk being in pain, like jumping from overly high places, through things etcetera blah, I once like, scraped a large part of skin from my shin after I semi-failed a leap of faith. I'm claiming semi-failed becasue one of my mates who I was hanging about with at the time was too pussy to do half the things I was doing/was failing when he tried and he works out more than me etc. so I think that pissed him off, anyway, when I went to do the jump he shouted and waved his arms to kinda distract me, it worked, I missed the ledge and ouch. Continued doing stuff after resting the leg anyway so sucks to be him.
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    Post  Dio on Fri May 15, 2009 5:51 am

    Intresting achievement I guess.
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    Post  mcmicken on Sun May 17, 2009 11:57 am

    I'm more than happy to take pain to get a reaction from people, whether it's a laugh, a gasp, whatever. I can just laugh it off.

    It's not masochism because it's not something I necessarily enjoy, but it doesn't bother me.
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    Post  mcmicken on Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:08 am

    Oh, for those who don't know, I'm back at my old work for the summer which is providing plenty of laughs including me getting shut in a freezer thanks to a couple of mates.

    Basically the conversation went

    Butler: Scott, get in the freezer
    Scott: Ok *gets in freezer*

    And for some reason I didn't think they'd sit on the damn thing for like 2 minutes...I'm too trusting for my own good.
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    Post  mcmicken on Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:35 am

    Now today marked probably my stupidest moment in my BGH history.

    Tried to push a rack of salads up a ramp...didn't exactly go to plan...:/

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